Personal Photographic Memories of Fred Dibnah.
"After all this practice for kneeling down in front of the Queen I'm totally knackered ..... and where are the pies?"
"I ask for a bit of help stoking the boiler and they all suddenly vanish"
"Why am I laughing Alan? If you were stood where I am, you'd be laughing too"
"And do you know, these buggers come here every Saturday morning and do everything they can to stop me talking .... talk about "Mission Impossible"
Come on Dave, this is the 37th photo you've had taken with me today..... you'll do ANYTHING rather than go to the pie shop .... and Cliff is pretended he's gone deaf when I asked him earlier!